Since ignoring this situation never works, I'm Albus Severus Potter. I'm 18. I lived in the year 2023 until about a year ago. I'm related to Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley, but I understand if they don't have any kids. I usually go by the name Francis and I'm a professional time traveler.
Now, has anyone seen my Dad? I imagine he's pretty famous even if this is an alternative universe where maybe Neville Longbottom killed the Dark Lord. Or Draco Malfoy. I used to know his son, ugly blond git really who liked my cousin Rose.
Bit of a nuisance for me to tell you your future in my world though, so I'll stop. Just let me know if you've seen my theoretical Dad. I need to talk to him.